diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index f01fb67..0c970b2 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@
     "@cliqz/adblocker": "^1.23.8",
     "discord-command-parser": "^1.5.3",
     "discord.js": "^13.8.0",
+    "just-random": "^3.0.1",
     "kleur": "^4.1.4",
     "node-fetch": "^3.2.5",
     "remove-markdown": "^0.5.0",
diff --git a/src/index.ts b/src/index.ts
index 43da4e7..fa4166d 100644
--- a/src/index.ts
+++ b/src/index.ts
@@ -16,6 +16,7 @@ import {
   type SuccessfulParsedMessage,
 } from 'discord-command-parser';
 
+import random from 'just-random';
 import { readFile } from 'fs/promises';
 import { join } from 'path';
 
@@ -98,6 +99,20 @@ client.once('ready', async () => {
       return;
     }
 
+    if (e.cleanContent.includes('eta')) {
+      await e.reply(
+        `${random([
+          'Sometime',
+          'Some day',
+          'Not far',
+          'The future',
+          'Never',
+          'Perhaps tomorrow?',
+          'There are no ETAs',
+        ])} <:pofat:964546613194420294>`
+      );
+    }
+
     const commanded = await parseMsg(e);
     if (commanded) return;
 
diff --git a/src/tags.json b/src/tags.json
index 93bdc34..0c60ba1 100644
--- a/src/tags.json
+++ b/src/tags.json
@@ -62,11 +62,6 @@
     "name": "build",
     "text": "https://polymc.org/wiki/development/build-instructions/"
   },
-  {
-    "name": "eta",
-    "text": "Sometime <:potat:964543999769706556>",
-    "aliases": ["wen", "when"]
-  },
   {
     "name": "why",
     "text": "https://polymc.org/wiki/overview/faq/#why-did-our-community-choose-to-fork https://polymc.org/news/moving-on/",
diff --git a/yarn.lock b/yarn.lock
index 4f4e037..169194b 100644
--- a/yarn.lock
+++ b/yarn.lock
@@ -1100,6 +1100,11 @@ json-stable-stringify-without-jsonify@^1.0.1:
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/json-stable-stringify-without-jsonify/-/json-stable-stringify-without-jsonify-1.0.1.tgz#9db7b59496ad3f3cfef30a75142d2d930ad72651"
   integrity sha1-nbe1lJatPzz+8wp1FC0tkwrXJlE=
 
+just-random@^3.0.1:
+  version "3.0.1"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/just-random/-/just-random-3.0.1.tgz#7bee212808686683a755d93842f1af86a02b3026"
+  integrity sha512-JOp2xkWZcPNEsDRJOWupw/qJhqUakcNi1gXCqRyix00jUJP37aJUaHuyjeQLC1Vg6ts+cNWWGifdHmP88A6uvA==
+
 kleur@^4.1.4:
   version "4.1.4"
   resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/kleur/-/kleur-4.1.4.tgz#8c202987d7e577766d039a8cd461934c01cda04d"